第2章

\"Anyhow,itisn\'ttrue,\"saidtheBaronesscomplacently;\"sinceweboughttheplacewehavehadproofthatnothingofthesorthappens。

Whentheoldmother-in-lawdiedlastspringtimewealllistened,buttherewasnohowling。Itisjustastorythatlendsdignitytotheplacewithoutcostinganything。\"

\"Thestoryisnotasyouhavetoldit,\"saidAmalie,thegreyoldgoverness。Everyoneturnedandlookedatherinastonishment。Shewaswonttositsilentandprimandfadedinherplaceattable,neverspeakingunlesssomeonespoketoher,andtherewerefewwhotroubledthemselvestomakeconversationwithher。To-dayasuddenvolubilityhaddescendedonher;shecontinuedtotalk,rapidlyandnervously,lookingstraightinfrontofherandseemingtoaddressnooneinparticular。

\"Itisnotwhenanyonediesinthecastlethatthehowlingisheard。ItwaswhenoneoftheCernogratzfamilydiedherethatthewolvescamefromfarandnearandhowledattheedgeoftheforestjustbeforethedeathhour。Therewereonlyafewcoupleofwolvesthathadtheirlairsinthispartoftheforest,butatsuchatimethekeeperssaytherewouldbescoresofthem,glidingaboutintheshadowsandhowlinginchorus,andthedogsofthecastleandthevillageandallthefarmsroundwouldbayandhowlinfearandangeratthewolfchorus,andasthesoulofthedyingoneleftitsbodyatreewouldcrashdowninthepark。ThatiswhathappenedwhenaCernogratzdiedinhisfamilycastle。Butforastrangerdyinghere,ofcoursenowolfwouldhowlandnotreewouldfall。Oh,no。\"

Therewasanoteofdefiance,almostofcontempt,inhervoiceasshesaidthelastwords。Thewell-fed,much-too-welldressedBaronessstaredangrilyatthedowdyoldwomanwhohadcomeforthfromherusualandseemlypositionofeffacementtospeaksodisrespectfully。

\"YouseemtoknowquitealotaboutthevonCernogratzlegends,FrauleinSchmidt,\"shesaidsharply;\"Ididnotknowthatfamilyhistorieswereamongthesubjectsyouaresupposedtobeproficientin。\"

Theanswertohertauntwasevenmoreunexpectedandastonishingthantheconversationaloutbreakwhichhadprovokedit。

\"IamavonCernogratzmyself,\"saidtheoldwoman,\"thatiswhyI

knowthefamilyhistory。\"

\"YouavonCernogratz?You!\"cameinanincredulouschorus。

\"Whenwebecameverypoor,\"sheexplained,\"andIhadtogooutandgiveteachinglessons,Itookanothername;Ithoughtitwouldbemoreinkeeping。Butmygrandfatherspentmuchofhistimeasaboyinthiscastle,andmyfatherusedtotellmemanystoriesaboutit,and,ofcourse,Iknewallthefamilylegendsandstories。Whenonehasnothinglefttoonebutmemories,oneguardsandduststhemwithespecialcare。IlittlethoughtwhenItookservicewithyouthatI

shouldonedaycomewithyoutotheoldhomeofmyfamily。Icouldwishithadbeenanywhereelse。\"

Therewassilencewhenshefinishedspeaking,andthentheBaronessturnedtheconversationtoalessembarrassingtopicthanfamilyhistories。Butafterwards,whentheoldgovernesshadslippedawayquietlytoherduties,therearoseaclamourofderisionanddisbelief。

\"Itwasanimpertinence,\"snappedouttheBaron,hisprotrudingeyestakingonascandalisedexpression;\"fancythewomantalkinglikethatatourtable。Shealmosttolduswewerenobodies,andIdon\'tbelieveawordofit。SheisjustSchmidtandnothingmore。ShehasbeentalkingtosomeofthepeasantsabouttheoldCernogratzfamily,andrakeduptheirhistoryandtheirstories。\"

\"Shewantstomakeherselfoutofsomeconsequence,\"saidtheBaroness;\"sheknowsshewillsoonbepastworkandshewantstoappealtooursympathies。Hergrandfather,indeed!\"

TheBaronesshadtheusualnumberofgrandfathers,butshenever,neverboastedaboutthem。

\"Idaresayhergrandfatherwasapantryboyorsomethingofthesortinthecastle,\"sniggeredtheBaron;\"thatpartofthestorymaybetrue。\"

ThemerchantfromHamburgsaidnothing;hehadseentearsintheoldwoman\'seyeswhenshespokeofguardinghermemories——or,beingofanimaginativedisposition,hethoughthehad。

\"IshallgivehernoticetogoassoonastheNewYearfestivitiesareover,\"saidtheBaroness;\"tillthenIshallbetoobusytomanagewithouther。\"

Butshehadtomanagewithoutherallthesame,forinthecoldbitingweatherafterChristmas,theoldgovernessfellillandkepttoherroom。

\"Itismostprovoking,\"saidtheBaroness,asherguestssatroundthefireononeofthelasteveningsofthedyingyear;\"allthetimethatshehasbeenwithusIcannotrememberthatshewaseverseriouslyill,tooilltogoaboutanddoherwork,Imean。Andnow,whenIhavethehousefull,andshecouldbeusefulinsomanyways,shegoesandbreaksdown。Oneissorryforher,ofcourse,shelookssowitheredandshrunken,butitisintenselyannoyingallthesame。\"

\"Mostannoying,\"agreedthebanker\'swife,sympathetically;\"itistheintensecold,Iexpect,itbreakstheoldpeopleup。Ithasbeenunusuallycoldthisyear。\"

\"ThefrostisthesharpestthathasbeenknowninDecemberformanyyears,\"saidtheBaron。

\"And,ofcourse,sheisquiteold,\"saidtheBaroness;\"IwishIhadgivenhernoticesomeweeksago,thenshewouldhaveleftbeforethishappenedtoher。Why,Wappi,whatisthematterwithyou?\"

Thesmall,woollylapdoghadleaptsuddenlydownfromitscushionandcreptshiveringunderthesofa。Atthesamemomentanoutburstofangrybarkingcamefromthedogsinthecastle-yard,andotherdogscouldbeheardyappingandbarkinginthedistance。

\"Whatisdisturbingtheanimals?\"askedtheBaron。

Andthenthehumans,listeningintently,heardthesoundthathadrousedthedogstotheirdemonstrationsoffearandrage;heardalong-drawnwhininghowl,risingandfalling,seemingatonemomentleaguesaway,atotherssweepingacrossthesnowuntilitappearedtocomefromthefootofthecastlewalls。Allthestarved,coldmiseryofafrozenworld,alltherelentlesshunger-furyofthewild,blendedwithotherforlornandhauntingmelodiestowhichonecouldgivenoname,seemedconcentratedinthatwailingcry。

\"Wolves!\"criedtheBaron。

Theirmusicbrokeforthinoneragingburst,seemingtocomefromeverywhere。

\"Hundredsofwolves,\"saidtheHamburgmerchant,whowasamanofstrongimagination。

Movedbysomeimpulsewhichshecouldnothaveexplained,theBaronessleftherguestsandmadeherwaytothenarrow,cheerlessroomwheretheoldgovernesslaywatchingthehoursofthedryingyearslipby。Inspiteofthebitingcoldofthewinternight,thewindowstoodopen。Withascandalisedexclamationonherlips,theBaronessrushedforwardtocloseit。

\"Leaveitopen,\"saidtheoldwomaninavoicethatforallitsweaknesscarriedanairofcommandsuchastheBaronesshadneverheardbeforefromherlips。

\"Butyouwilldieofcold!\"sheexpostulated。

\"Iamdyinginanycase,\"saidthevoice,\"andIwanttoheartheirmusic。Theyhavecomefromfarandwidetosingthedeath-musicofmyfamily。Itisbeautifulthattheyhavecome;IamthelastvonCernogratzthatwilldieinouroldcastle,andtheyhavecometosingtome。Hark,howloudtheyarecalling!\"

Thecryofthewolvesroseonthestillwinterairandfloatedroundthecastlewallsinlong-drawnpiercingwails;theoldwomanlaybackonhercouchwithalookoflong-delayedhappinessonherface。

\"Goaway,\"shesaidtotheBaroness;\"Iamnotlonelyanymore。I

amoneofagreatoldfamily……\"

\"Ithinksheisdying,\"saidtheBaronesswhenshehadrejoinedherguests;\"Isupposewemustsendforadoctor。Andthatterriblehowling!NotformuchmoneywouldIhavesuchdeath-music。\"

\"Thatmusicisnottobeboughtforanyamountofmoney,\"saidConrad。

\"Hark!Whatisthatothersound?\"askedtheBaron,asanoiseofsplittingandcrashingwasheard。

Itwasatreefallinginthepark。

Therewasamomentofconstrainedsilence,andthenthebanker\'swifespoke。

\"Itistheintensecoldthatissplittingthetrees。Itisalsothecoldthathasbroughtthewolvesoutinsuchnumbers。Itismanyyearssincewehavehadsuchacoldwinter。\"

TheBaronesseagerlyagreedthatthecoldwasresponsibleforthesethings。Itwasthecoldoftheopenwindow,too,whichcausedtheheartfailurethatmadethedoctor\'sministrationsunnecessaryfortheoldFraulein。Butthenoticeinthenewspaperslookedverywell-

\"OnDecember29th,atSchlossCernogratz,AmalievonCernogratz,formanyyearsthevaluedfriendofBaronandBaronessGruebel。\"

LOUIS

\"ItwouldbejollytospendEasterinViennathisyear,\"saidStrudwarden,\"andlookupsomeofmyoldfriendsthere。It\'saboutthejolliestplaceIknowoftobeatforEaster——\"

\"IthoughtwehadmadeupourmindstospendEasteratBrighton,\"

interruptedLenaStrudwarden,withanairofaggrievedsurprise。

\"YoumeanthatyouhadmadeupyourmindthatweshouldspendEasterthere,\"saidherhusband;\"wespentlastEasterthere,andWhitsuntideaswell,andtheyearbeforethatwewereatWorthing,andBrightonagainbeforethat。Ithinkitwouldbejustaswelltohavearealchangeofscenewhileweareaboutit。\"

\"ThejourneytoViennawouldbeveryexpensive,\"saidLena。

\"Youarenotoftenconcernedabouteconomy,\"saidStrudwarden,\"andinanycasethetripofViennawon\'tcostabitmorethantherathermeaninglessluncheonpartiesweusuallygivetoquitemeaninglessacquaintancesatBrighton。Toescapefromallthatsetwouldbeaholidayinitself。\"

Strudwardenspokefeelingly;LenaStrudwardenmaintainedanequallyfeelingsilenceonthatparticularsubject。ThesetthatshegatheredroundheratBrightonandotherSouthCoastresortswascomposedofindividualswhomightbedullandmeaninglessinthemselves,butwhounderstoodtheartofflatteringMrs。

Strudwarden。Shehadnointentionofforegoingtheirsocietyandtheirhomageandflingingherselfamongunappreciativestrangersinaforeigncapital。

\"YoumustgotoViennaaloneifyouarebentongoing,\"shesaid;\"I

couldn\'tleaveLouisbehind,andadogisalwaysafearfulnuisanceinaforeignhotel,besidesallthefussandseparationofthequarantinerestrictionswhenonecomesback。Louiswoulddieifhewaspartedfrommeforevenaweek。Youdon\'tknowwhatthatwouldmeantome。\"

LenastoopeddownandkissedthenoseofthediminutivebrownPomeranianthatlay,snugandirresponsive,beneathashawlonherlap。

\"Lookhere,\"saidStrudwarden,\"thiseternalLouisbusinessisgettingtobearidiculousnuisance。Nothingcanbedone,noplanscanbemade,withoutsomevetoconnectedwiththatanimal\'swhimsorconveniencebeingimposed。IfyouwereapriestinattendanceonsomeAfricanfetishyoucouldn\'tsetupamoreelaboratecodeofrestrictions。Ibelieveyou\'dasktheGovernmenttoputoffaGeneralElectionifyouthoughtitwouldinterferewithLouis\'scomfortinanyway。\"

BywayofanswertothistiradeMrs。Strudwardenstoopeddownagainandkissedtheirresponsivebrownnose。Itwastheactionofawomanwithabeautifullymeeknature,whowould,however,sendthewholeworldtothestakesoonerthanyieldaninchwheresheknewherselftobeintheright。

\"Itisn\'tasifyouwereintheleastbitfondofanimals,\"wentonStrudwarden,withgrowingirritation;\"whenwearedownatKerryfieldyouwon\'tstirasteptotakethehousedogsout,evenifthey\'redyingforarun,andIdon\'tthinkyou\'vebeeninthestablestwiceinyourlife。Youlaughatwhatyoucallthefussthat\'sbeingmadeovertheexterminationofplumagebirds,andyouarequiteindignantwithmeifIinterfereonbehalfofanill-

treated,over-drivenanimalontheroad。Andyetyouinsistoneveryone\'splansbeingmadesubservienttotheconvenienceofthatstupidlittlemorseloffurandselfishness。\"

\"YouareprejudicedagainstmylittleLouis,\"saidLena,withaworldoftenderregretinhervoice。

\"I\'veneverhadthechanceofbeinganythingelsebutprejudicedagainsthim,\"saidStrudwarden;\"Iknowwhatajollyresponsivecompanionadoggiecanbe,butI\'veneverbeenallowedtoputafingernearLouis。Yousayhesnapsatanyoneexceptyouandyourmaid,andyousnatchedhimawayfromoldLadyPeterbytheotherday,whenshewantedtopethim,forfearhewouldburyhisteethinher。

AllthatIeverseeofhimisthetopofhisunhealthy-lookinglittlenose,peepingoutfromhisbasketorfromyourmuff,andI

occasionallyhearhiswheezylittlebarkwhenyoutakehimforawalkupanddownthecorridor。Youcan\'texpectonetogetextravagantlyfondofadogofthatsort。Onemightaswellworkupanaffectionforthecuckooinacuckoo-clock。\"

\"Helovesme,\"saidLena,risingfromthetable,andbearingtheshawl-swathedLouisinherarms。\"Helovesonlyme,andperhapsthatiswhyIlovehimsomuchinreturn。Idon\'tcarewhatyousayagainsthim,Iamnotgoingtobeseparatedfromhim。IfyouinsistongoingtoViennayoumustgoalone,asfarasIamconcerned。I

thinkitwouldbemuchmoresensibleifyouweretocometoBrightonwithLouisandme,butofcourseyoumustpleaseyourself。\"

\"Youmustgetridofthatdog,\"saidStrudwarden\'ssisterwhenLenahadlefttheroom;\"itmustbehelpedtosomesuddenandmercifulend。Lenaismerelymakinguseofitasaninstrumentforgettingherownwayondozensofoccasionswhenshewouldotherwisebeobligedtoyieldgracefullytoyourwishesortothegeneralconvenience。Iamconvincedthatshedoesn\'tcareabrassbuttonabouttheanimalitself。WhenherfriendsarebuzzingroundheratBrightonoranywhereelseandthedogwouldbeintheway,ithastospendwholedaysalonewiththemaid,butifyouwantLenatogowithyouanywherewhereshedoesn\'twanttogoinstantlyshetrotsouttheexcusethatshecouldn\'tbeseparatedfromherdog。HaveyouevercomeintoaroomunobservedandheardLenatalkingtoherbelovedpet?Ineverhave。Ibelievesheonlyfussesoveritwhenthere\'ssomeonepresenttonoticeher。\"

\"Idon\'tmindadmitting,\"saidStrudwarden,\"thatI\'vedweltmorethanoncelatelyonthepossibilityofsomefatalaccidentputtinganendtoLouis\'sexistence。It\'snotveryeasy,though,toarrangeafatalityforacreaturethatspendsmostofitstimeinamufforasleepinatoykennel。Idon\'tthinkpoisonwouldbeanygood;

it\'sobviouslyhorriblyover-fed,forI\'veseenLenaofferitdaintiesattablesometimes,butitneverseemstoeatthem。\"

\"LenawillbeawayatchurchonWednesdaymorning,\"saidElsieStrudwardenreflectively;\"shecan\'ttakeLouiswithherthere,andsheisgoingontotheDellingsforlunch。Thatwillgiveyouseveralhoursinwhichtocarryoutyourpurpose。Themaidwillbeflirtingwiththechauffeurmostofthetime,and,anyhow,Icanmanagetokeepheroutofthewayonsomepretextorother。\"

\"Thatleavesthefieldclear,\"saidStrudwarden,\"butunfortunatelymybrainisequallyablankasfarasanylethalprojectisconcerned。Thelittlebeastissomonstrouslyinactive;Ican\'tpretendthatitleaptintothebathanddrowneditself,orthatittookonthebutcher\'smastiffinunequalcombatandgotchewedup。

Inwhatpossibleguisecoulddeathcometoaconfirmedbasket-

dweller?ItwouldbetoosuspiciousifweinventedaSuffragetteraidandpretendedthattheyinvadedLena\'sboudoirandthrewabrickathim。Weshouldhavetodoalotofotherdamageaswell,whichwouldberatheranuisance,andtheservantswouldthinkitoddthattheyhadseennothingoftheinvaders。\"

\"Ihaveanidea,\"saidElsie;\"getaboxwithanair-tightlid,andboreasmallholeinit,justbigenoughtoletinanindiarubbertube。PopLouis,kennelandall,intothebox,shutitdown,andputtheotherendofthetubeoverthegas-bracket。Thereyouhaveaperfectlethalchamber。Youcanstandthekennelattheopenwindowafterwards,togetridofthesmellofgas,andallthatLenawillfindwhenshecomeshomelateintheafternoonwillbeaplacidlydefunctLouis。\"

\"Novelshavebeenwrittenaboutwomenlikeyou,\"saidStrudwarden;

\"youhaveaperfectlycriminalmind。Let\'scomeandlookforabox。\"

Twomorningslatertheconspiratorsstoodgazingguiltilyatastoutsquarebox,connectedwiththegas-bracketbyalengthofindiarubbertubing。

\"Notasound,\"saidElsie;\"heneverstirred;itmusthavebeenquitepainless。AllthesameIfeelratherhorridnowit\'sdone。\"

\"Theghastlyparthastocome,\"saidStrudwarden,turningoffthegas。\"We\'llliftthelidslowly,andletthegasoutbydegrees。

Swingthedoortoandfrotosendadraughtthroughtheroom。\"

Someminuteslater,whenthefumeshadrushedoff,hestoopeddownandliftedoutthelittlekennelwithitsgrimburden。Elsiegaveanexclamationofterror。Louissatatthedoorofhisdwelling,headerectandearspricked,ascoldlyanddefiantlyinertaswhentheyhadputhimintohisexecutionchamber。Strudwardendroppedthekennelwithajerk,andstaredforalongmomentatthemiracle-

dog;thenhewentintoapealofchatteringlaughter。

Itwascertainlyawonderfulimitationofatruculent-lookingtoyPomeranian,andtheapparatusthatgaveforthawheezybarkwhenyoupressedithadmateriallyhelpedtheimpositionthatLena,andLena\'smaid,hadfoistedonthehousehold。Forawomanwhodislikedanimals,butlikedgettingherownwayunderahaloofunselfishness,Mrs。Strudwardenhadmanagedratherwell。

\"Louisisdead,\"wasthecurtinformationthatgreetedLenaonherreturnfromherluncheonparty。

\"LouisDEAD!\"sheexclaimed。

\"Yes,heflewatthebutcher-boyandbithim,andhebitme,too,whenItriedtogethimoff,soIhadtohavehimdestroyed。Youwarnedmethathesnapped,butyoudidn\'ttellmethathewasdownrightdangerous。Ishallhavetopaytheboysomethingheavybywayofcompensation,soyouwillhavetogowithoutthosebucklesthatyouwantedtohaveforEaster;alsoIshallhavetogotoViennatoconsultDr。Schroeder,whoisaspecialistondog-bites,andyouwillhavetocometoo。IhavesentwhatremainsofLouistoRowlandWardtobestuffed;thatwillbemyEastergifttoyouinsteadofthebuckles。ForHeaven\'ssake,Lena,weep,ifyoureallyfeelitsomuch;anythingwouldbebetterthanstandingtherestaringasifyouthoughtIhadlostmyreason。\"

LenaStrudwardendidnotweep,butherattemptatlaughingwasanunmistakablefailure。

THEGUESTS

\"Thelandscapeseenfromourwindowsiscertainlycharming,\"saidAnnabel;\"thosecherryorchardsandgreenmeadows,andtheriverwindingalongthevalley,andthechurchtowerpeepingoutamongtheelms,theyallmakeamosteffectivepicture。There\'ssomethingdreadfullysleepyandlanguorousaboutit,though;stagnationseemstobethedominantnote。Nothingeverhappenshere;seedtimeandharvest,anoccasionaloutbreakofmeaslesoramildlydestructivethunderstorm,andalittleelectionexcitementaboutonceinfiveyears,thatisallthatwehavetomodifythemonotonyofourexistence。Ratherdreadful,isn\'tit?\"

\"Onthecontrary,\"saidMatilda,\"Ifinditsoothingandrestful;

butthen,yousee,I\'velivedincountrieswherethingsdohappen,eversomanyatatime,whenyou\'renotreadyforthemhappeningallatonce。\"

\"That,ofcourse,makesadifference,\"saidAnnabel。

\"Ihaveneverforgotten,\"saidMatilda,\"theoccasionwhentheBishopofBequarpaidusanunexpectedvisit;hewasonhiswaytolaythefoundation-stoneofamission-houseorsomethingofthesort。\"

\"Ithoughtthatoutthereyouwerealwayspreparedforemergencygueststurningup,\"saidAnnabel。

\"IwasquitepreparedforhalfadozenBishops,\"saidMatilda,\"butitwasratherdisconcertingtofindoutafteralittleconversationthatthisparticularonewasadistantcousinofmine,belongingtoabranchofthefamilythathadquarrelledbitterlyandoffensivelywithourbranchaboutaCrownDerbydessertservice;theygotit,andweoughttohavegotit,insomelegacy,orelsewegotitandtheythoughttheyoughttohaveit,Iforgetwhich;anyhow,Iknowtheybehaveddisgracefully。Nowherewasoneofthemturningupintheodourofsanctity,sotospeak,andclaimingthetraditionalhospitalityoftheEast。\"

\"Itwasrathertrying,butyoucouldhaveleftyourhusbandtodomostoftheentertaining。\"

\"Myhusbandwasfiftymilesup-country,talkingsense,orwhatheimaginedtobesense,toavillagecommunitythatfanciedoneoftheirleadingmenwasawere-tiger。\"

\"Awhattiger?\"

\"Awere-tiger;you\'veheardofwere-wolves,haven\'tyou,amixtureofwolfandhumanbeinganddemon?Well,inthosepartstheyhavewere-tigers,orthinktheyhave,andImustsaythatinthiscase,sofarasswornanduncontestedevidencewent,theyhadeverygroundforthinkingso。However,aswegaveupwitchcraftprosecutionsaboutthreehundredyearsago,wedon\'tliketohaveotherpeoplekeepingonourdiscardedpractices;itdoesn\'tseemrespectfultoourmentalandmoralposition。\"

\"Ihopeyouweren\'tunkindtotheBishop,\"saidAnnabel。

\"Well,ofcoursehewasmyguest,soIhadtobeoutwardlypolitetohim,buthewastactlessenoughtorakeuptheincidentsoftheoldquarrel,andtotrytomakeoutthattherewassomethingtobesaidforthewayhissideofthefamilyhadbehaved;eveniftherewas,whichIdon\'tforamomentadmit,myhousewasnottheplaceinwhichtosayit。Ididn\'targuethematter,butIgavemycookaholidaytogoandvisithisagedparentssomeninetymilesaway。

Theemergencycookwasnotaspecialistincurries,infact,Idon\'tthinkcookinginanyshapeorformcouldhavebeenoneofhisstrongpoints。Ibelieveheoriginallycametousintheguiseofagardener,butasweneverpretendedtohaveanythingthatcouldbeconsideredagardenhewasutilisedasassistantgoatherd,inwhichcapacity,Iunderstand,hegaveeverysatisfaction。WhentheBishopheardthatIhadsentawaythecookonaspecialandunnecessaryholidayhesawtheinwardnessofthemanoeuvre,andfromthatmomentwewerescarcelyonspeakingterms。IfyouhaveeverhadaBishopwithwhomyouwerenotonspeakingtermsstayinginyourhouse,youwillappreciatethesituation。\"

Annabelconfessedthatherlife-storyhadneverincludedsuchadisturbingexperience。

\"Then,\"continuedMatilda,\"tomakemattersmorecomplicated,theGwadlipicheeoverfloweditsbanks,athingitdideverynowandthenwhentherainswereundulyprolonged,andthelowerpartofthehouseandalltheout-buildingsweresubmerged。Wemanagedtogettheponieslooseintime,andthesyceswamthewholelotofthemofftothenearestrisingground。Agoatortwo,thechiefgoat-

herd,thechiefgoat-herd\'swife,andseveraloftheirbabiescametoanchorageintheverandah。Alltherestoftheavailablespacewasfilledupwithwet,bedraggled-lookinghensandchickens;oneneverreallyknowshowmanyfowlsonepossessestilltheservants\'

quartersarefloodedout。Ofcourse,Ihadbeenthroughsomethingofthesortinpreviousfloods,butneverbeforehadIhadahousefulofgoatsandbabiesandhalf-drownedhens,supplementedbyaBishopwithwhomIwashardlyonspeakingterms。\"

\"Itmusthavebeenatryingexperience,\"commentedAnnabel。

\"Moreembarrassmentsweretofollow。Iwasn\'tgoingtoletamereordinaryfloodwashoutthememoryofthatCrownDerbydessertservice,andIintimatedtotheBishopthathislargebedroom,withawritingtableinit,andhissmallbath-room,withasufficiencyofcold-waterjarsinit,washisshareofthepremises,andthatspacewasrathercongestedundertheexistingcircumstances。

However,ataboutthreeo\'clockintheafternoon,whenhehadawakenedfromhismiddaysleep,hemadeasuddenincursionintotheroomthatwasnormallythedrawing-room,butwasnowdining-room,store-house,saddle-room,andhalfadozenothertemporarypremisesaswell。Fromtheconditionofmyguest\'scostumeheseemedtothinkitmightalsoserveashisdressing-room。

\"\'I\'mafraidthereisnowhereforyoutosit,\'Isaidcoldly;\'theverandahisfullofgoats。\'

\"\'Thereisagoatinmybedroom,\'heobservedwithequalcoldness,andmorethanasuspicionofsardonicreproach。

\"\'Really,\'Isaid,\'anothersurvivor?Ithoughtalltheothergoatsweredonefor。\'

\"\'Thisparticulargoatisquitedonefor,\'hesaid,\'itisbeingdevouredbyaleopardatthepresentmoment。ThatiswhyIlefttheroom;someanimalsresentbeingwatchedwhiletheyareeating。\'

\"Theleopard,ofcourse,waseasilyexplained;ithadbeenhangingroundthegoatshedswhenthefloodcame,andhadclamberedupbytheoutsidestaircaseleadingtotheBishop\'sbath-room,thoughtfullybringingagoatwithit。Probablyitfoundthebath-

roomtoodampandshut-inforitstaste,andtransferreditsbanquetingoperationstothebedroomwhiletheBishopwashavinghisnap。\"

\"Whatafrightfulsituation!\"exclaimedAnnabel;\"fancyhavingaraveningleopardinthehouse,withafloodallroundyou。\"

\"Notintheleastravening,\"saidMatilda;\"itwasfullofgoat,hadanyamountofwateratitsdisposalifitfeltthirsty,andprobablyhadnomoreimmediatewishthanadesireforuninterruptedsleep。

Still,Ithinkanyonewilladmitthatitwasanembarrassingpredicamenttohaveyouronlyavailableguest-roomoccupiedbyaleopard,theverandahchokedupwithgoatsandbabiesandwethens,andaBishopwithwhomyouwerescarcelyonspeakingtermsplanteddowninyourownsitting-room。Ireallydon\'tknowhowIgotthroughthosecrawlinghours,andofcoursemealtimesonlymademattersworse。Theemergencycookhadeveryexcuseforsendinginwaterysoupandsloppyrice,andasneitherthechiefgoat-herdnorhiswifewereexpertdivers,thecellarcouldnotbereached。

FortunatelytheGwadlipicheesubsidesasrapidlyasitrises,andjustbeforedawnthesycecamesplashingback,withtheponiesonlyfetlockdeepinwater。ThentherearosesomeawkwardnessfromthefactthattheBishopwishedtoleavesoonerthantheleoparddid,andasthelatterwasensconcedinthemidstoftheformer\'spersonalpossessionstherewasanobviousdifficultyinalteringtheorderofdeparture。IpointedouttotheBishopthataleopard\'shabitsandtastesarenotthoseofanotter,andthatitnaturallypreferredwalkingtowading;andthatinanycaseamealofanentiregoat,washeddownwithtub-water,justifiedacertainamountofrepose;ifIhadhadgunsfiredtofrightentheanimalaway,astheBishopsuggested,itwouldprobablymerelyhaveleftthebedroomtocomeintothealreadyover-crowdeddrawing-room。Altogetheritwasratherareliefwhentheybothleft。Now,perhaps,youcanunderstandmyappreciationofasleepycountrysidewherethingsdon\'thappen。\"

THEPENANCE

OctavianRuttlewasoneofthoselivelycheerfulindividualsonwhomamiabilityhadsetitsunmistakablestamp,and,likemostofhiskind,hissoul\'speacedependedinlargemeasureontheunstintedapprovalofhisfellows。Inhuntingtodeathasmalltabbycathehaddoneathingofwhichhescarcelyapprovedhimself,andhewasgladwhenthegardenerhadhiddenthebodyinitshastilyduggraveunderaloneoak-treeinthemeadow,thesametreethatthehuntedquarryhadclimbedasalastefforttowardssafety。Ithadbeenadistastefulandseeminglyruthlessdeed,butcircumstanceshaddemandedthedoingofit。Octaviankeptchickens;atleasthekeptsomeofthem;othersvanishedfromhiskeeping,leavingonlyafewbloodstainedfeatherstomarkthemanneroftheirgoing。Thetabbycatfromthelargegreyhousethatstoodwithitsbacktothemeadowhadbeendetectedinmanyfurtivevisitstothehen-coups,andafterduenegotiationwiththoseinauthorityatthegreyhouseasentenceofdeathhadbeenagreedon。\"Thechildrenwillmind,buttheyneednotknow,\"hadbeenthelastwordonthematter。

ThechildreninquestionwereastandingpuzzletoOctavian;inthecourseofafewmonthsheconsideredthatheshouldhaveknowntheirnames,ages,thedatesoftheirbirthdays,andhavebeenintroducedtotheirfavouritetoys。Theyremainedhowever,asnon-committalasthelongblankwallthatshutthemofffromthemeadow,awalloverwhichtheirthreeheadssometimesappearedatoddmoments。TheyhadparentsinIndia——thatmuchOctavianhadlearnedintheneighbourhood;thechildren,beyondgroupingthemselvesgarment-wiseintosexes,agirlandtwoboys,carriedtheirlifestorynofurtheronhisbehoof。Andnowitseemedhewasengagedinsomethingwhichtouchedthemclosely,butmustbehiddenfromtheirknowledge。

Thepoorhelplesschickenshadgoneonebyonetotheirdoom,soitwasmeetthattheirdestroyershouldcometoaviolentend;yetOctavianfeltsomequalmswhenhisshareoftheviolencewasended。

Thelittlecat,headedofffromitswontedtracksofsafety,hadracedunfriendedfromsheltertoshelter,anditsendhadbeenratherpiteous。Octavianwalkedthroughthelonggrassofthemeadowwithasteplessjauntythanusual。Andashepassedbeneaththeshadowofthehighblankwallheglancedupandbecameawarethathishuntinghadhadundesiredwitnesses。Threewhitesetfaceswerelookingdownathim,andifeveranartistwantedathreefoldstudyofcoldhumanhate,impotentyetunyielding,ragingyetmaskedinstillness,hewouldhavefounditinthetriplegazethatmetOctavian\'seye。

\"I\'msorry,butithadtobedone,\"saidOctavian,withgenuineapologyinhisvoice。

\"Beast!\"

Theanswercamefromthreethroatswithstartlingintensity。

Octavianfeltthattheblankwallwouldnotbemoreimpervioustohisexplanationsthanthebunchofhumanhostilitythatpeeredoveritscoping;hewiselydecidedtowithholdhispeaceoverturestillamorehopefuloccasion。

Twodayslaterheransackedthebestsweetshopintheneighbouringmarkettownforaboxofchocolatesthatbyitssizeandcontentsshouldfitlyatoneforthedismaldeeddoneundertheoaktreeinthemeadow。Thetwofirstspecimensthatwereshownhimhehastilyrejected;onehadagroupofchickenspicturedonitslid,theotherboretheportraitofatabbykitten。Athirdsamplewasmoresimplybedeckedwithasprayofpaintedpoppies,andOctavianhailedtheflowersofforgetfulnessasahappyomen。Hefeltdistinctlymoreateasewithhissurroundingswhentheimposingpackagehadbeensentacrosstothegreyhouse,andamessagereturnedtosaythatithadbeendulygiventothechildren。Thenextmorninghesaunteredwithpurposefulstepspastthelongblankwallonhiswaytothechicken-runandpiggerythatstoodatthebottomofthemeadow。Thethreechildrenwereperchedattheiraccustomedlook-out,andtheirrangeofsightdidnotseemtoconcernitselfwithOctavian\'spresence。Ashebecamedepressinglyawareofthealoofnessoftheirgazehealsonotedastrangevariegationintheherbageathisfeet;

thegreenswardforaconsiderablespacearoundwasstrewnandspeckledwithachocolate-colouredhail,enlivenedhereandtherewithgaytinsel-likewrappingsortheglisteningmauveofcrystallisedviolets。Itwasasthoughthefairyparadiseofagreedymindedchildhadtakenshapeandsubstanceinthevegetationofthemeadow。Octavian\'sbloodmoneyhadbeenflungbackathiminscorn。

Toincreasehisdiscomfiturethemarchofeventstendedtoshifttheblameofravagedchicken-coopsfromthesupposedculpritwhohadalreadypaidfullforfeit;theyoungchickswerestillcarriedoff,anditseemedhighlyprobablethatthecathadonlyhauntedthechicken-runtopreyontheratswhichharbouredthere。Throughtheflowingchannelsofservanttalkthechildrenlearnedofthisbelatedrevisionofverdict,andOctavianonedaypickedupasheetofcopy-bookpaperonwhichwaspainstakinglywritten:\"Beast。

Ratseatedyourchickens。\"Moreardentlythaneverdidhewishforanopportunityforsloughingoffthedisgracethatenwrappedhim,andearningsomehappiernicknamefromhisthreeunsparingjudges。

Andonedayachanceinspirationcametohim。Olivia,histwo-year-

olddaughter,wasaccustomedtospendthehourfromhighnoontilloneo\'clockwithherfatherwhilethenursemaidgobbledanddigestedherdinnerandnovelette。Aboutthesametimetheblankwallwasusuallyenlivenedbythepresenceofitsthreesmallwardens。

Octavian,withseemingcarelessnessofpurpose,broughtOliviawellwithinhailofthewatchersandnotedwithhiddendelightthegrowinginterestthatdawnedinthathithertosternlyhostilequarter。HislittleOlivia,withhersleepyplacidways,wasgoingtosucceedwherehe,withhisanxiouswell-meantovertures,hadsosignallyfailed。Hebroughtheralargeyellowdahlia,whichshegraspedtightlyinonehandandregardedwithastareofbenevolentboredom,suchasonemightbestowonamateurclassicaldancingperformedinaidofadeservingcharity。Thenheturnedshylytothegroupperchedonthewallandaskedwithaffectedcarelessness,\"Doyoulikeflowers?\"Threesolemnnodsrewardedhisventure。

\"Whichsortsdoyoulikebest?\"heasked,thistimewithadistinctbetrayalofeagernessinhisvoice。

\"Thosewithallthecolours,overthere。\"Threechubbyarmspointedtoadistanttangleofsweetpea。Child-like,theyhadaskedforwhatlayfarthestfromhand,butOctaviantrottedoffgleefullytoobeytheirwelcomebehest。Hepulledandpluckedwithunsparinghand,andbroughteveryvarietyoftintthathecouldseeintohisbunchthatwasrapidlybecomingabundle。Thenheturnedtoretracehissteps,andfoundtheblankwallblankerandmoredesertedthanever,whiletheforegroundwasvoidofalltraceofOlivia。Fardownthemeadowthreechildrenwerepushingago-cartattheutmostspeedtheycouldmusterinthedirectionofthepiggeries;itwasOlivia\'sgo-cartandOliviasatinit,somewhatbumpedandshakenbythepaceatwhichshewasbeingdriven,butapparentlyretainingherwontedcomposureofmind。Octavianstaredforamomentattherapidlymovinggroup,andthenstartedinhotpursuit,sheddingasheranspraysofblossomfromthemassofsweet-peathathestillclutchedinhishands。Fastasheranthechildrenhadreachedthepiggerybeforehecouldovertakethem,andhearrivedjustintimetoseeOlivia,wonderingbutunprotesting,hauledandpusheduptotheroofoftheneareststy。Theywereoldbuildingsinsomeneedofrepair,andthericketyroofwouldcertainlynothaveborneOctavian\'sweightifhehadattemptedtofollowhisdaughterandhercaptorsontheirnewvantageground。

\"Whatareyougoingtodowithher?\"hepanted。Therewasnomistakingthegrimtrendofmischiefinthoseflushedbysternlycomposedyoungfaces。

\"Hangherinchainsoveraslowfire,\"saidoneoftheboys。

EvidentlytheyhadbeenreadingEnglishhistory。

\"Frowherdownthepigswilld\'vourher,everybit\'ceptthepalmsofherhands,\"saidtheotherboy。ItwasalsoevidentthattheyhadstudiedBiblicalhistory。

ThelastproposalwastheonewhichmostalarmedOctavian,sinceitmightbecarriedintoeffectatamoment\'snotice;therehadbeencases,heremembered,ofpigseatingbabies。

\"Yousurelywouldn\'ttreatmypoorlittleOliviainthatway?\"hepleaded。

\"Youkilledourlittlecat,\"cameinsternreminderfromthreethroats。

\"I\'msorryIdid,\"saidOctavian,andifthereisastandardmeasurementintruthsOctavian\'sstatementwasassuredlyalargenine。

\"Weshallbeverysorrywhenwe\'vekilledOlivia,\"saidthegirl,\"butwecan\'tbesorrytillwe\'vedoneit。\"

Theinexorablechild-logicroselikeanunyieldingrampartbeforeOctavian\'sscaredpleadings。Beforehecouldthinkofanyfreshlineofappealhisenergieswerecalledoutinanotherdirection。

Oliviahadslidofftheroofandfallenwithasoft,unctuoussplashintoamorassofmuckanddecayingstraw。Octavianscrambledhastilyoverthepigstywalltoherrescue,andatoncefoundhimselfinaquagmirethatengulfedhisfeet。Olivia,afterthefirstshockofsurpriseathersuddendropthroughtheair,hadbeenmildlypleasedatfindingherselfincloseandunstintedcontactwiththestickyelementthatoozedaroundher,butasshebegantosinkgentlyintothebedofslimeafeelingdawnedonherthatshewasnotafterallveryhappy,andshebegantocryinthetentativefashionofthenormallygoodchild。Octavian,battlingwiththequagmire,whichseemedtohavelearnedtherareartofgivingwayatallpointswithoutyieldinganinch,sawhisdaughterslowlydisappearingintheengulfingslush,hersmearedfacefurtherdistortedwiththecontortionsofwhimperingwonder,whilefromtheirperchonthepigstyroofthethreechildrenlookeddownwiththecoldunpityingdetachmentoftheParcaeSisters。

\"Ican\'treachherintime,\"gaspedOctavian,\"she\'llbechokedinthemuck。Won\'tyouhelpher?\"

\"Noonehelpedourcat,\"cametheinevitablereminder。

\"I\'lldoanythingtoshowyouhowsorryIamaboutthat,\"criedOctavian,withafurtherdesperateflounder,whichcarriedhimscarcelytwoinchesforward。

\"Willyoustandinawhitesheetbythegrave?\"

\"Yes,\"screamedOctavian。

\"Holdingacandle?\"

\"An\'saying\'I\'mamiserableBeast\'?\"

Octavianagreedtobothsuggestions。

\"Foralong,longtime?\"

\"Forhalfanhour,\"saidOctavian。Therewasananxiousringinhisvoiceashenamedthetime-limit;wastherenottheprecedentofaGermankingwhodidopen-airpenanceforseveraldaysandnightsatChristmas-timecladonlyinhisshirt?FortunatelythechildrendidnotappeartohavereadGermanhistory,andhalfanhourseemedlongandgoodlyintheireyes。

\"Allright,\"camewiththreefoldsolemnityfromtheroof,andamomentlaterashortladderhadbeenlaboriouslypushedacrosstoOctavian,wholostnotimeinproppingitagainstthelowpigstywall。Scramblinggingerlyalongitsrungshewasabletoleanacrossthemorassthatseparatedhimfromhisslowlyfounderingoffspringandextractherlikeanunwillingcorkfromit\'sslushyembrace。Afewminuteslaterhewaslisteningtotheshrillandrepeatedassurancesofthenursemaidthatherpreviousexperienceoffilthyspectacleshadbeenonanotablysmallerscale。

ThatsameeveningwhentwilightwasdeepeningintodarknessOctaviantookuphispositionaspenitentundertheloneoak-tree,havingfirstcarefullyundressedthepart。Cladinazephyrshirt,whichonthisoccasionthoroughlymeriteditsname,heheldinonehandalightedcandleandintheotherawatch,intowhichthesoulofadeadplumberseemedtohavepassed。Aboxofmatcheslayathisfeetandwasresortedtoonthefairlyfrequentoccasionswhenthecandlesuccumbedtothenightbreezes。Thehouseloomedinscrutableinthemiddledistance,butasOctavianconscientiouslyrepeatedtheformulaofhispenancehefeltcertainthatthreepairsofsolemneyeswerewatchinghismoth-sharedvigil。

Andthenextmorninghiseyesweregladdenedbyasheetofcopy-bookpaperlyingbesidetheblankwall,onwhichwaswrittenthemessage\"Un-Beast。\"

THEPHANTOMLUNCHEON

\"TheSmithly-DubbsareinTown,\"saidSirJames。\"Iwishyouwouldshowthemsomeattention。AskthemtolunchwithyouattheRitzorsomewhere。\"

\"FromthelittleI\'veseenoftheSmithly-DubbsIdon\'tthingIwanttocultivatetheiracquaintance,\"saidLadyDrakmanton。

\"Theyalwaysworkforusatelectiontimes,\"saidherhusband;\"I

don\'tsupposetheyinfluenceverymanyvotes,buttheyhaveanunclewhoisononeofmywardcommittees,andanotherunclespeakssometimesatsomeofourlessimportantmeetings。Thosesortofpeopleexpectsomereturnintheshapeofhospitality。\"

\"Expectit!\"exclaimedLadyDrakmanton;\"theMissesSmithly-Dubbdomorethanthat;theyalmostdemandit。Theybelongtomyclub,andhangaboutthelobbyjustaboutlunch-time,allthreeofthem,withtheirtongueshangingoutoftheirmouthsandthesix-courselookintheireyes。IfIweretobreathetheword\'lunch\'theywouldhustlemeintoataxiandscream\'Ritz\'or\'Dieudonne\'s\'tothedriverbeforeIknewwhatwashappening。\"

\"Allthesame,Ithinkyououghttoaskthemtoamealofsomesort,\"persistedSirJames。